UPCOMING COMMUNITY MEETING, WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT!!!


There will be a meeting at Sage Collegiate on Wed Nov 15th at both 2pm and 6pm. We are asking all neighbors to attend. This is our first formal opportunity to address the school with our concerns and ask questions from the school director and the builders. Please join us, we need your help!

Sonic Symphony Showdown: Ms. Samantha Klang’s Noisy Nonsense

In the peaceful enclave of Tranquilville, a serene neighborhood turned chaotic as the symphony of children’s screams reverberated from Screaming Success Academy. The orchestrator of this cacophonous chaos was none other than Ms. Samantha Klang, a director with an unwavering belief that the louder the noise, the brighter the minds.

As the decibels soared, the concerned neighbors, their once-quiet lives disrupted by the sonic onslaught, decided it was time to confront Ms. Klang. They formed a coalition, armed with petitions and pleas for a return to the tranquility they once cherished.

Mrs. Thompson, a retired school teacher, timidly approached Ms. Klang, hoping for a rational discussion. “Our neighborhood used to be so peaceful, Ms. Klang. The constant screaming from your school is affecting our lives, something needs to be done!”

However, Ms. Klang, draped in her delusions of educational brilliance, dismissed their concerns with a condescending wave. “Oh, my dear neighbors, you fail to grasp the revolutionary concept of my school. More noise equals more learning! It’s such an avant-garde approach to education, I wouldn’t expect you to understand,” she proclaimed, a self-satisfied smirk etched across her face.

Undeterred, the neighborhood banded together under the banner of Operation Hush, determined to silence the disruptive symphony. They attended town hall meetings, presented soundproofing solutions, and even organized peaceful protests outside the school gates.

Ms. Klang, blinded by her own misguided philosophy, believed the protests were a sign of her school’s success, a testament to the intellectual fervor generated by the cacophony within. She was so delighted that one day she took to protesting outside her school as well before an outside advisor explained the situation to her and told her to get back to work. Little did she realize that her own ability to think clearly was being drowned out by the very noise she championed.

As the battle between the neighborhood and Ms. Klang escalated, a revelation emerged. An anonymous whistleblower exposed the truth – the relentless screaming within the school wasn’t a sign of brilliance; it was the reason for the collective intellectual incompetence of Ms. Klang and her students!

In a shocking turn of events, it was revealed that the inability to think in quiet surroundings had rendered Ms. Klang and her students intellectually inept. The very noise she advocated for had become their intellectual downfall, hindering their ability to focus and learn anything of substance.

With this revelation, the community intensified their efforts to stop the chaotic curriculum. The school, now fully exposed as an educational farce, faced a swift demise.

The dismantling of Screaming Success Academy marked the end of Ms. Klang’s noisy reign. The neighborhood, now victorious in their pursuit of tranquility, replaced the ruins with a community library that embraced the power of silent reflection and genuine learning.

And so, the Sonic Symphony Showdown in Tranquilville came to an end. Ms. Klang, left to contemplate the silence that had replaced her dissonant dreams, became a symbol of the perils of mistaking noise for knowledge. The community, having learned the value of true learning in quietude, emerged stronger and wiser, ready to embrace the sweet melody of genuine education without the disruptive noise of Ms. Klang’s misguided ideology.